Signs

I love signs. The more specific the better. They are so indicative of something weird and frustrating that the business just couldn't take anymore. For example, there is a sign at a restaurant that says, "No dancing on tables with your spurs on." So clearly, it's okay to dance on tables. Another one of my favorite is at the gym in Searcy. There is a permanent sign that says "Please! No shaving in the steam room." Some are just bad grammar. I enjoyed these dangling participals... "Please turn off your ambulance before entering the hospital." At work today, this was what was in the stairwell of the parking garage... "$500 Fine to anyone caught urinating in this stairwell. Thank you, environmental services."